Saturday night, while bowling at a new wind-powered (ya.) bowling alley in Brooklyn, my friend leans over and whispers, "Look who's bowling next to us."
A natural gawker, I keenly observed:
- Justin slapping Drew's ass as she went up to bowl.
- Drew jumping up and straddling him while they proceeded to make out like high schoolers.
- The DJ, fucking with her, played a couple Strokes songs in a row (she used to date Fabrizio, DUH!). Cue squealing, dancing, and some more making out.
- Outside in the smoking alley, the Mac dude was discussing being famous with his friend. Yup.
- Drew, most likely looking to make out some more, was escorted into the alley (you weren't allowed to walk out there in the rented bowling shoes, so she shuffled out wearing what appeared to be blue plastic bags tied up with string) looking meek and desperate for some more attention.
- A friend of mine told Drew that she watched Never Been Kissed the other day, stoned, to which Drew replied (and by replied, I mean yelled) "I want to be stoned right now!".
- Following this declaration (I'm sure easily fulfilled, should she snap her fingers to her entourage), she launched into a rant about her troubled teenage years, transferring high schools and being generally embarrassed about her career.
Sounds like anyone at a bar... drunk... ever.
They can suck it, anyway. I will shamelessly say that I stood in front of Steve Buscemi (dressed to kill in the exact same shirt that Rocko wore) on the F train once, and that's all the celebrity interaction I'll ever need.
rocko is amazing.
ReplyDeleteMore like -5 for New York. I can't stand that woman's voice and the fact that she's in her 30's and acting like that is a little sad. That shit doesn't fly down here in the big cheese steak.
ReplyDeleteThat shit never flies because that shit never happens down there in the big cheese steak.
ReplyDeleteZING!
wow, the big cheese steak. i'm really liking that!
ReplyDeleteLauren,
ReplyDeleteDon't know who you are, but can you say, sexy bi+ch? (as in you) :)
Hey, there's plenty of Jersey girlz acting like that in center city. We just hold our bowling alleys to be sacred down here.
ReplyDeleteNice try Andy, but I think the ZING still holds. ;)
ReplyDeleteBesides, sacred bowling alleys? Come along. Sacred what - public affections...and drunken antics? I would think such a place ideal.
:)
Sacred against what?
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