“A wife must have three great attributes: intelligence, a swiss army knife, and charm.
March 2, 2010
“My favorite color is florescent beige.”
March 3, 2010
“If I could be a backstreet lurker, I’d make more money, and have more fun.”
March 4, 2010
March 5, 2010
“To the death of Irony!”
March 6, 2010
“In the first moment of waking up she knows she's losing it”
March 7, 2010
“This was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.”
March 8, 2010
“There's a compelling frictionlessness about the local TV reporters, all of whom have short blond hair and vaguely orange makeup. A vividness. I keep feeling a queer urge to vote for them for something.”
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