People Steal Your Shit: -1 NYC

So, my wallet was either lost or stolen last night. To make my story sound more interesting, let's say it was stolen.

After 2+ glasses of wine at Central Filing, I headed downtown to my dance class. I remember swiping into the subway, but when I got to the studio... gone.

The guy at the front desk gave me $2.50 to get home (+.5 NYC). So it could have been worse, the precious life-force (aka iPhone) could have been stolen. But I have one of those EasyPay metrocards that are linked to your debit. Fuckers only work during business hours so I couldn't cancel it. Since it's linked, it has unlimited swipes, charging your checking account. Fuck. Wait time today to talk to someone is +25 minutes.